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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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So, it says here that you were manager
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of the Rusty Scupper Restaurant
for five years.
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Hmm? Then, a bank teller
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at Bank of Oakland between 2014 to 2016?
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Oh! And you were employee of the month.
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What's that trophy in the bag there?
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Oh! Oakland High Moot Court Champion.
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I'm a salesman at heart.
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That is intriguing.
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Mainly... because I was the branch manager
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at the Bank of Oakland between 2014 and 2016.
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And you, Mr. Green,
you never fucking worked there.
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And the number that you gave to
The Rusty Scupper Restaurant?
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Is that your friend Salvador's number?
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The same Salvador who applied for this job?
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I didn't know he applied here, too.
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Might have been helpful
if his outgoing message
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didn't say, "It's Sal, bitches."
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This trophy and that plaque,
did you steal 'em?
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No, uh, I... made them.
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Well, I had them... made.
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Listen, I just really, really need a job.
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Okay, Cassius Green, listen up, okay?
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This is telemarketing.
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We're not mappin' the fuckin'
human genome here.
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I don't care if you have experience for this.
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I'll hire damn near anyone.
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You know what this bootleg trophy tells me?
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Tells me the only thing I need to know.
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You have initiative and you can read.
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You will call as many contacts
as you can during your shift,
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you will read the script that we give you,
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and you will show up tomorrow happy.
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Hmm?
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Thank you. Uh, thank you
so much, Mr. Anderson.
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Ah, one more thing, Cassius... "Stuss."
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"Stuss"?
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S.T.T.S.
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Stick to the script.
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Stick to the script.
Stick to the script. You got it.
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Thank you so much.
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Troit!
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Troit!
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Troit!
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You ever think about dying?
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Yeah, I'm alive. Sometimes.
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No, I don't mean like right now,
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in a freak accident or something.
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I mean... when we're old, like 90.
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I think about it all the time.
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Like, what will I have done that matters?
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I just want to make sure that when I die
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I'll be surrounded by people who love me
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and who I love back.
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But what about when they die?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, like at some point we're gonna die.
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Our kids are gonna die.
Our kids' kids are gonna die.
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And at some point,
no one on Earth will have existed.
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And at... at some point...
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the sun will explode
and everyone will have died.
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And no one will know what I'm doing, and
what I'm doing right now won't even matter.
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Baby, baby it will always matter, okay?
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Because it matters now.
This moment, these moments.
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When I kiss you...
it's not for posterity's sake.
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Yeah, but... okay, you got your calling.
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Your art means something, right?
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But I'm just out here surviving;
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spinning around on the endless circle.
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- Ah, you missed your cue.
- That's disgusting.
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I said, "When I kiss you,
it's not for posterity's sake."
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- Yeah, but...
- Mmm!
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Oh, God!
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- Get a room!
- I got a room, muthafucka!
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I thought you said you fixed that!
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My landlord was supposed to fix it.
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I gotta move.
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- Mmm!
- I like that.
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I have to go to work anyway.
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- Don't you start work today?
- Yeah.
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They said they hire anybody
if you're looking for a second job.
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You could try part-time.
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Everyone is talking
about the WorryFree solution!
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WorryFree is a revolutionary new business and
lifestyle model taking the world by storm!
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Baby, how much are they paying you?
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When you sign a WorryFree contract,
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you're guaranteed employment
and housing for life!
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Stop worrying and get WorryFree!
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The WorryFree living quarters
are state of the art,
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the WorryFree food is to die for,
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and WorryFree careers
are fulfilling and satisfying!
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Cash, baby, what are they paying you?
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Uh, I think it's just commission.
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Hey, baby...
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you ever think about this WorryFree shit?
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Are you crazy?
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What, working on commission?
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Nice earrings.
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Hey, Cash!
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I got overdue house notes, dude.
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How much longer I got to wait for my money?
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Look, Serge, I just got a new job
and I'll have some money for you soon.
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Damn it, you four months late now.
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It's like "soon" is the only
fuckin' word I hear from you.
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Okay, I'm four months late, but...
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Check this out. Damn.
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God made this land for all of us,
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and greedy people like you want to hog it
to yourself and your family
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and charge all the rest of us
for the right to live.
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- Me and my family?
- Yeah.
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Cassius, I'm your fucking uncle.
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The bank might take my fucking house.
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Four fucking months.
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I gave you that car you're driving.
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- That's a damn bucket.
- Oh, yeah?
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Give it back then! No?
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That's what I thought.
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I need my money in two weeks, asshole.
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Hey.
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Forty on two.
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What's up, man!
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Millions of dollars went into these walls
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just to... make sure that thousands of calls
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can go out and in at the same time
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without jamming the lines.
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Log in here. Grab a seat.
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Come on.
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You studied the script?
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- Yeah.
- Look, clock in,
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don't be lazy,
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and I won't have to be an asshole.
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Make a sale, this light goes on.
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You do real good,
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eventually you might even be able
to be a Power Caller.
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- A Power Caller?
- Where the callers are ballers.
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Where they make the real money.
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They even have their own elevator.
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Oh, yeah, I saw that.
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Stick to the script.
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What the fuck?
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- Hello.
- Hey, Mr. Davidson.
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Cassius Green here. Sorry to bo...
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Another one!
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Hello?
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Uh, this is Cassius Green.
Sorry to bother you.
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I just wanted to mention something else about
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an encyc... Insight Encyclopedia.
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Hello?
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- Hi, Mrs. Costello.
- Yes.
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This is Cassius Green.
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I know that you've enjoyed our, uh,
series on birdwatching,
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so I wanted to call and... and help you out.
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I'm sorry, young man,
we don't have any money.
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My husband's in the hospital.
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He's 73. He's got stage 4 cancer.
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Um...
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it's...
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Oh, it's interesting that
you say that, Mrs. Costello,
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because book number five
in the Insight series
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is all about wellness,
how to stay healthy... on your own
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without even going to the doctor, so... so...
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Damn it.
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Really? You gonna stuff all those
French fries in your mouth?
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I feel incompetent
and like an asshole doing this job.
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I don't feel any different.
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Hey.
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That's that the dude from that show.
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- Hey! Hey!
- Oh, shit!
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That's fucking cool. I hate that show.
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But I never noticed that, uh, room.
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What... what is that?
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The VIP room.
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What the hell is a place like this
doing with a VIP room?
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I used to be in there all the time.
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Well, what qualifies a person to be VIP?
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Well, you need the password.
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And this week it's "upscale elegance."
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Actually, every week it's "upscale elegance."
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- I'm goin'.
- Where the fuck you going?
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Yeah!
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Fuck!
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Ah!
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That's some baller shit.
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Hey! Mr., uh, D. Imits, Cassius Green here.
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Sorry to bother you. I just...
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Hey, youngblood.
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- What up?
- Lemme give you a tip.
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Use your white voice.
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- My white voice?
- Yeah.
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Man, I ain't got no white voice.
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Oh, come on, you know
what I mean, youngblood.
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You have a white voice in there,
you can use it.
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It's like when you get
pulled over by the police.
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Oh, no. I just use my regular voice
when that happens.
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I just say, "Back the fuck up off the car
and don't nobody get hurt!"
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All right, man, I'm just trying
to give you some game.
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You wanna make some money here?
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Then read the script with a white voice.
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Well, people say I talk
with a white voice anyway,
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so why it ain't helping me out?
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Well, you don't talk white enough.
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I'm not talkin' bout Will Smith white.
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That ain't white, that's just proper.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I'm talking about the real deal.
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Okay, so like...
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"Hello, Mr. Everet. Cassius Green here.
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- Sorry to bother you"...
- Nah, man. Look, you got it wrong.
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I'm not talking about sounding all nasal.
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It's, like, sounding like
you don't have a care.
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Got your bills paid.
You're happy about your future.
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You about ready to jump
in your Ferrari out there
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after you get off this call.
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Put some real breath in there.
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Breezy like...
"I don't really need this money."
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You've never been fired.
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Only laid off.
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It's not really a white voice.
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It's what they wish they sounded like.
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So, it's like what they think
they're supposed to sound like.
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Like this, youngblood.
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Hey! Mr. Kramer!
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This is Langston from RegalView.
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I didn't catch you at the wrong time, did I?
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If you're ever gonna be a Power Caller,
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you gotta know when to
bag 'em and when to tag 'em.
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Yeah?
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Hey. Um, what's baggin' and what's taggin'?
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Bagging is when you drop the call.
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Like a dead body into a bag,
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you drop that shit
'cause it crossed the line.
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Tagging is when you claim that money.
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It's a sale. Cha-ching!
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Like when they put the tag on the body
at the morgue to identify it.
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That's mine.
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Maybe you already bagged
that dead body, right?
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And you're just about
to walk away, skip town,
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lay low for a little while.
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But instead, you drag that heavy fucker
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on out into the alley and... then you tag it!
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Okay. Uh, I... I just...
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I feel like these metaphors have not
been cleared for this pep rally.
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- Ah, okay. Diana?
- Oh! Yes.
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Uh... hi. I'm new,
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so forgive me for not knowing
everyone's name yet.
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00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,120
My name is Diana...
263
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,128
Dee-bo-sher-ree.
264
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,880
- That looks like "debauchery."
- Well, it's not.
265
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,560
Uh, I am your new Team Leader!
266
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,971
And I know you're looking at me going,
267
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,760
"Is she a manager? I'm scared." Okay.
268
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,320
"She's going to treat me like a system
of motorized appendages!"
269
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,440
No, that stops here, that stops right now.
270
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,240
You are not employees to me.
271
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,360
You are Team Members! We're a family now.
You know what that means?
272
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:32,091
It means I lean on you, you lean on me.
There's a synergy.
273
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,120
And you can feel that energy.
I know that you can.
274
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,360
People are starting to get
emotional, and I love that.
275
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,044
Does that mean we get paid more?
276
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,329
"No." Okay, but what is capital? Right?
277
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,680
I would argue that social currency
now is more important,
278
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,120
and don't take it from me,
take it from the news.
279
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,480
Take it from media, all kinds of media:
digital, paper, otherwise.
280
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,400
Media is changing, so is capital.
281
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,720
Get with it. I don't want to scare you,
but it's a new world.
282
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,240
Okay, Team Members. Let's, uh...
283
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,480
thank you very much,
and let's all get back to work.
284
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:05,160
Remember! Hit your contacts! Up the ante!
285
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,480
Work the grid! And...
286
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,080
- Stick to the script.
- That's right.
287
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,920
Any one of you can turn Power Caller
288
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,162
and be rollin' in dough!
289
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,444
Oh, excuse me.
290
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,003
Ah. Okay.
291
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,527
Nothing in this office is free, man,
you gotta put money in there.
292
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,081
Oh, re... really?
293
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,000
It's okay, you're not missing out.
It tastes like shit.
294
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:39,844
Fuck. I thought I could get lucky, asshole.
295
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,725
I was just giving you shit, man.
I'm... I'm Squeeze.
296
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,120
I've seen you around for a couple weeks.
297
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,850
It was a good question in there.
298
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,691
Cassius. People call me Cash.
299
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,250
It was a really good question in there, man.
300
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,520
- What, about us getting paid?
- Yeah.
301
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,480
I mean, I just think it's kind of silly
302
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,200
that we have to be all excited.
303
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,760
- I know, right?
- It's bullshit.
304
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,600
Exactly. I mean, you just cut
straight to the chase, man.
305
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,410
That's awesome.
306
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,000
A player gotta mob up with us
for some scrill and bennies.
307
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,650
Well, what the fuck does that mean?
308
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,720
Uh, there's a bunch of us
309
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:19,600
that are organizing to get us paid more.
310
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,160
Get some benefits.
311
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,164
We could really use your energy
to jump things off.
312
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,000
Yeah, look, I gotta get back to work, man.
313
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,640
Hey, man, look, I'm sorry
I got you like this,
314
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:33,040
but obviously we can't talk here.
315
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:36,400
So, grab a drink later. It's on me.
316
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,400
Hey, lady, how much?
317
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,960
- Okay.
- So, we good?
318
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,531
- Yeah.
- Alright.
319
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,804
- Hey.
- What up?
320
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,800
- Who are you?
- That's Squeeze.
321
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,000
- Squeeze.
- He works with us at RegalView.
322
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,280
Squeeze, Detroit.
323
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,680
- Detroit? That's cool.
- Yeah.
324
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,763
My parents wanted me to have
an American name.
325
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,080
Nice!
326
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,400
And Detroit is a brilliant visual
and performance artist...
327
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,960
No, my art is not twirling signs.
328
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,800
...who's about to open her first show.
329
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:26,600
Okay, "Mr. Embarrassing Intro Guy."
330
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,840
Squeeze, in high school, Cash was...
331
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,560
Shit!
332
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,560
Stuck... brake.
333
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,600
Why do you always talk about
what I did in high school?
334
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:41,800
I mean, like, look at our
high school football team.
335
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,200
Literally. Look at 'em.
336
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,920
All they do is work at the
home furniture store
337
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,840
and play football all day.
338
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,000
It's, like, they're stuck or something.
339
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,163
Man, what the hell you talkin' bout?
I mean, they're friends.
340
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,809
Baby, can you please not talk
about the sun exploding tonight?
341
00:19:58,920 --> 00:19:59,921
Okay.
342
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,160
Yeah, but you know, I... I just...
at the end of the day
343
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,760
I just don't want to be
stuck in their position.
344
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,365
Ah, shit.
345
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,680
D, wiper duty, please.
346
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,240
Come on, man. I never get wiper duty.
347
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,800
You can wipe my ass, Sal.
348
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,320
Oh, really? With what? My tongue?
349
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,880
Well, shit, it might make your breath
smell a little bit better.
350
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:27,200
-
-
351
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:30,250
-
- Oh, God.
352
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,570
353
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,880
Keeping turning, Troit. Turn.
354
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,160
...the fourth day of violent protests
355
00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,760
at WorryFree headquarters.
356
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,920
Protesters say WorryFree's method
357
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,720
of lifetime labor contracts
358
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,680
is a new form of slavery.
359
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:53,000
WorryFree CEO Steve Lift
360
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,000
was interviewed on Oprah today.
361
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,360
No. Conclusively no.
362
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,320
Our workers do not sign contracts
363
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,720
under threats of physical violence
364
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,520
so, therefore, the comparison to slavery
365
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,280
is just ludicrous and offensive.
366
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:08,011
We're transforming life itself.
367
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,480
We're saving the economy.
368
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,244
I mean, we're... we're saving lives.
369
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,360
It's all highlighted in my book.
I lay out the whole thing.
370
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,280
Many of the violent protesters
371
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,160
are part of the "Left Eye Faction"
372
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,320
and are identifiable by the black mark
under their left eye.
373
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,160
There's no employment for many people.
374
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,160
Even sweat shops have been replaced
by WorryFree LiveWork Centers.
375
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,640
These places are prisons,
376
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,400
and we're packed in there like sardines,
377
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,160
fed cheap slop, and worked to the bone
14 hours a day.
378
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,160
I Got the Shit Kicked Out of Me!
379
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,120
All I'm saying is if you
don't cook the spaghetti
380
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,720
in the sauce with the cheese in it first,
381
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:47,320
- that's some white shit.
- That's some bullshit man.
382
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,840
You don't get to decide
what's black and what's white.
383
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,480
Well, that-that...
but that's how black folks do it, man.
384
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,320
- No, nigga, I'm black.
- We talked about that, man.
385
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,200
You kind of black, you Lionel-Richie black.
386
00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:00,000
Look, I... I make my noodles,
387
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,240
then I put the sauce on, then... look it,
388
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,920
then I put a little, uh, Parmesan...
389
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,320
it doesn't even fucking matter, alright,
390
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:06,880
'cause pasta is from Italy.
391
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:07,960
Italians ain't white!
392
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,531
- Yes, they are, bro.
- Yes, they are!
393
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,240
Since the fuck when?
394
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,600
Since the last 60 years, man.
395
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,840
Spaghetti is Chinese.
396
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaking of white, I'm gonna make a toast.
397
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,280
- Come on.
- A'ight.
398
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,487
Okay.
399
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,920
To my esteemed RegalView associates
400
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,560
whom I revere with great fervor...
401
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,920
What?
402
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,925
...and to my alluring and phenomenally
talented fiancée...
403
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,360
I'd like to dedicate this imbibing
404
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,280
of intoxicating elixirs.
405
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:45,160
Here's to becoming a Power Caller!
406
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,040
Cassius, how'd you do that?
407
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,600
Old man at the jobby-job.
408
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,800
It's called the white voice.
409
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,720
I guess I'm... a natural at it.
410
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,960
That was all some puppet-master voodoo shit!
411
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,560
Dude, you sounded overdubbed.
412
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,211
Man, your white voice, man,
it's fucking scary.
413
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,840
Yeah, I've never seen that shit before.
414
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,400
But I have heard about that Power Caller
shit that you're talking about.
415
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,440
That's a scam.
416
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,931
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
417
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,560
"If you work hard enough as a fry cook,
418
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,720
maybe you can become a manager!"
419
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,320
Or... or "If you twirl that sign really well,
420
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,000
then maybe you can twirl a larger sign
on a more glamorous corner."
421
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,920
No, I already have the best corner,
422
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,920
and the biggest sign,
and the best word. "Off."
423
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,570
It is the anchor to the slogan.
424
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,600
- So...
- So, what's the point then?
425
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:39,000
What you think, I'm just supposed
to work, eat, fuck, sleep?
426
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,163
No, I'm... I'm not saying that.
I'm saying what we need...
427
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,400
We need a union at RegalView.
428
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,080
That way, we all get paid.
429
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,720
Okay. Okay. Well said, broham.
430
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,370
I'm down.
431
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,640
- Hey, Cassius.
- Hey, Serge.
432
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,680
Uh, look, I get paid Friday,
so I'll have half your money by then.
433
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,240
Even if you had all the money,
434
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,240
your little four month's rent
wouldn't help me.
435
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,760
I owe too much.
436
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,480
If I don't come up with a boatload of money
437
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,085
by next month... which I won't...
438
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:15,880
the bank is taking my shit.
439
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,485
You should find a new place.
440
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:19,880
Damn.
441
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,327
It's making my diabetes act up.
442
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,560
So, what you gonna do?
443
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,960
I've been talkin' to those WorryFree people.
444
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:35,240
They sent me a brochure.
It don't sound that bad.
445
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,520
Three hots and a cot, like we used to say.
446
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,080
- Oh, hell no, Serge. Come on.
- No, don't... don't do that.
447
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,651
Look, we'll figure something out.
448
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,680
Yes, I'm so sorry to bother you.
449
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,640
Yeah, well, let me tell you.
I got a special for you.
450
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,280
Look, you bring a chick
home to your apartment.
451
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:51,400
It's clean. It's stylish.
452
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,040
Of course, it is. She's already seen that
453
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,520
from the guy she was with two weeks ago.
454
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,280
And then her eyes move over
455
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,320
to those brown leather bad boys
456
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,449
from the Insight Encyclopedias,
Intellectual Edition.
457
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,600
- It's fuck time! Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah!
458
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,728
Yeah! Holla, holla, holla, holla, holla!
459
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,320
Oh, yeah?
460
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,360
Spin Doctors. Classic!
461
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,680
Tim, I want to chop it up more,
462
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,800
but I gotta get to my squash game.
463
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,880
Was that Visa or Mastercard?
464
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,167
God, this voice shit is crazy.
465
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:27,440
Yeah!
466
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,160
-
- Oh!
467
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,120
468
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,320
Yeah!
469
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,480
- Yes! Tell that bitch "yes"! Yes!
- Yes!
470
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,200
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
471
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,000
472
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,889
473
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,200
474
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,480
Where's the wine at?
475
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,369
Power Calling all you motherfuckers!
476
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,720
I'm going to have you playing basketball
in Pelican Bay!
477
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,320
Yeah!
478
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,920
Baby, yes!
479
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,200
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
480
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,280
Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
481
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,480
Yes!
482
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,240
I...I should probably get back to work, man.
483
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,880
You're stoked, man!
484
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,240
You're doin' so fucking good
with the voice thing.
485
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,560
But hit more contacts per hour.
486
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,040
Mm-hmm.
487
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:20,169
Oh. They're talkin' about you, bro.
488
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,040
You're on your way.
489
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,920
Pah!
490
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,367
To where, heaven?
491
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,440
Almost.
492
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,729
PC, baby. Power Caller.
493
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,365
Oh, uh...
494
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,520
- Did you hear what he just said?
- Yeah, yeah, I heard him, man.
495
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,680
He told me the exact same shit
three months ago.
496
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,364
Nice earrings.
497
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,529
Thanks. Made 'em myself.
498
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,800
499
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:02,000
500
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,400
What kind of world is it
501
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,528
when this is the most popular show
in America?
502
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,760
They say 150 million people
watch this every night.
503
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,046
Mmm.
504
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,920
I, personally, love seeing
505
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,160
a muthafucka get beat down and humiliated.
506
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,488
Makes... makes me feel warm inside.
507
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,120
I got the muthafucking T-shirt.
508
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,804
- Oh!
- Check this.
509
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,120
Oh!
510
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:39,400
- I'm gonna go dance, man.
- Alright. Yeah, motherfucka.
511
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,362
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm! No.
512
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,641
Give me the good stuff.
513
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,007
Give me the good stuff.
514
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,081
Yeah.
515
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,323
That's what I'm talking about.
516
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,720
So, why you ain't dancing' man?
517
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,080
Motherfucker, I'm too old for that shit.
518
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,240
Man look, what happened to just
doing the muthafucking dog,
519
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,280
Umf-umf-umf-bow-wow.
520
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:19,440
You know I'm freakin,
you know what I'm saying?
521
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:23,400
Shit, now you got to dislocate
your muthafucking shoulder.
522
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,722
Damn, what the fuck
I look like doin that shit?
523
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:27,960
You, uh...
524
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,566
Hey. Power Callers, right?
525
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,800
They make a shit ton of money, man.
526
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,920
I'm talking about, like, Benz,
527
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,209
and expensive house payment type of money.
528
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,040
How the fuck is that even possible?
529
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:45,680
If you selling the bullshit
we selling, it's impossible.
530
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,640
But they not selling the bullshit we selling.
531
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,360
So, I guess comparing to what we doing
532
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,680
to what they're doing
is like apples to oranges.
533
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,889
More like apples and the Holocaust.
534
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,040
Alright. Bye.
535
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,920
Don't look into the light.
536
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,320
Fuckin' asshole.
537
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,880
- What up bro?
- What's up man?
538
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,720
- Good man.
- Aw, that hurt.
539
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,211
It's all good. I've been telling
540
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,720
everybody how you've been
kicking all types of ass at work.
541
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,280
Yea. I mean it's crazy. I'm finally...
542
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,760
feel like I'm good at something.
543
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,160
I'm feeling myself.
544
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,320
- Word.
- I'm a fucking monster at this.
545
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,200
Man. That's awesome, man.
546
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:35,480
Fucking dope man. That's awesome.
547
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,164
Yeah... whoa!
548
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,880
- Hey, Sugar Foot. Hey.
- Hey, Lovely.
549
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,160
- Can I get that?
- Who invited you?
550
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,800
Who asked you?
551
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,520
I was hoping you'd pop up earlier.
552
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,000
I thought you were coming by.
553
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,481
Oh, to your gallery?
I thought you said don't come.
554
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,760
Your friends were helping you out.
555
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:55,280
Baby, that's what I said.
But don't listen to what I say.
556
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,560
Listen to what I want.
557
00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,240
- I'm confused.
- Yeah, I know you are.
558
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,160
But are you gonna pick me up on Friday?
559
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,163
- That's what I want.
- Is cash green?
560
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:04,691
Yeah. Cash is green.
561
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,243
- Can I get a light?
- No.
562
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,440
Those are nice earrings.
563
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,126
Wait, baby. I didn't know
you changed your earrings.
564
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,364
Detroit, I didn't know you made
earrings of your ex-boyfriends.
565
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,120
Alright, everybody.
566
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,440
This is a pretty amazing turnout.
567
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,640
I hope you guys all know
that we're in this together.
568
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,440
That this is all of us, ride or die.
569
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,440
You know what today is?
570
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,160
Today is the warning shot.
571
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,924
Telling them that we stand united.
572
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,840
If we get this right today,
573
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,160
not only will it be our floor
574
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,880
but it will be every other floor
in RegalView and beyond.
575
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,880
A twenty-minute work stoppage
during prime calling time.
576
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,040
I'll give the call. Sal, what's the call?
577
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:26,080
Fuck you, pay me.
578
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,240
The other... other one.
579
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,240
Phones down.
580
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,200
Okay?
581
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:35,880
We hang up the phones. Put down our headsets.
582
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,883
Now, they're gonna single some of us out.
583
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,520
- Threaten our jobs.
- Fuck that.
584
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,120
- Yes, fuck that.
- Fuck that.
585
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,400
- Fuck that.
- Yeah, fuck.
586
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,640
We ride for anyone they try to fire.
587
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,280
We fight
588
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,400
because we make the profits
and they don't share.
589
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,000
If we're gonna give them our day,
590
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,640
we need to have enough
to cover our basic necessities.
591
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,688
- Human decency.
- Yeah.
592
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,768
Is anyone not down?
593
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:06,600
Speak now.
594
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,364
Nah, fuck that, Squeeze! We're ready!
595
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,401
Hmm?
596
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,960
Yeah. Uh, one for all. All for one.
597
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,247
Yeah! I brought all types of weapons.
598
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,320
Alright, folks. Let's meet back
here at 3:00 PM. Okay?
599
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,120
- Don't. It's not that serious.
- Okay, alright cool.
600
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,770
It's like serious, but it's not that...
601
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:27,847
But I'm ready though.
602
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,640
Thanks, Mr. Goldberg.
603
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,320
As always, we'll be getting
that out to you right away.
604
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,800
By the way...
605
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,122
RegalView management...
606
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,488
you are hereby warned.
607
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:22,530
We will not be overlooked.
608
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,923
Fucking God...
609
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:33,520
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
610
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:35,603
Phones down!
611
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,882
Fuck you! Fuck you!
612
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:41,881
And fuck you!
613
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,884
Fuck you, RegalView!
614
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,600
Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView!
615
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:52,280
Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView!
616
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,200
Fuck you, RegalView!
617
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,880
Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView!
618
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,720
Fuck you, RegalView!
619
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,280
Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView!
620
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,920
Fuck you, RegalView!
621
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:08,520
Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView!
622
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,360
Fuck you, RegalView!
623
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,800
Fuck you, RegalView!
624
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,883
625
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,880
Oh, man!
626
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,570
Out, out, out, out, out, out, out.
627
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,160
Alright, hey, look,
628
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:43,120
I know you're gonna threaten to fire me.
629
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,680
And go ahead whatever. I don't care anymore
630
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,160
cause we're gonna take this fuckin place...
631
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,760
Pack up your shit and get out.
632
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,120
Well, fuck you and fuck you and fuck you!
633
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,480
- What? No...
- Fuck you!
634
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,240
- Fuck you!
- No, no, no, no, no, no Mr. Green.
635
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,480
You're starting to sound
a little paranoid here.
636
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,760
We're the bearers of good news.
637
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,967
Great news.
638
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,923
Great mothafuckin' news.
639
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,120
Great motherfucking news.
640
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:10,720
Power Caller.
641
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,920
- What the fuck...
- Yeah, we just got the call.
642
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,684
They think you're A-1 material.
643
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,040
You're going upstairs my compadre.
644
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:20,080
Yes. You are getting a promotion.
645
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,360
9:00 AM tomorrow morning.
646
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,800
- Do you have a suit?
- Of course he does.
647
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:29,160
Powerful, young, strong,
intelligent Power Caller.
648
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:31,200
- But, but they, um...
- Oh, God.
649
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:32,920
They're gonna do what they're gonna do.
650
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,720
You're not going against their actions.
651
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,280
All their issues are down here. Not up there.
652
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,920
Two very different kinds of telemarketing.
653
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,527
But, but, oh, okay, um...
654
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,480
This is your moment. Don't waste it.
655
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,927
Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo!
656
00:35:58,320 --> 00:35:59,321
Okay.
657
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:04,680
Maybe you're right.
658
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,120
The big money.
659
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,640
The top fucking tier of telemarketing.
660
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:14,328
Making history with legends like Hal Jameson.
661
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,931
Bad ass.
662
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,688
Oh, it's a really good batch,
so I hope you like France.
663
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,400
You should have some.
664
00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:30,200
- Should I just drink it right now?
- Yes!
665
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,720
Oh, yes!
666
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,120
- Because we didn't have any cups.
- Power Caller.
667
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,203
- Yeah!
- Yes!
668
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,400
Power Caller, baby.
669
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,880
- Power Caller, man!
- Power Caller!
670
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,200
Power Caller. Power Caller.
671
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,521
672
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:05,086
Wow, you really are ready, aren't you?
673
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,407
Hey, Ms. D. Yeah.
674
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,205
Wow, oh, okay, well let's do
this, mu-tha-fuck-ah.
675
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:15,051
I've always wanted to say that.
676
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,520
Okay.
677
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,080
I would be remiss if I didn't
bring up your pink shirt.
678
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,360
I think it's extraordinary and sexy.
679
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,920
You know, 35% of men who wear pink
680
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,120
are more likely to start a franchise.
681
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:32,840
- Is that so?
- Yeah.
682
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,840
- Oh.
- Wow. Damn.
683
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,680
- This is crazy.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
684
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,364
So clumsy.
685
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,840
Almost done...
686
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,285
this job's crazy right?
687
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,570
Do you need help or something?
688
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,161
Okay.
689
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,082
It's very secure. It's very...
690
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,600
Welcome, Power Caller.
691
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,360
Today is your day to dominate the world.
692
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,800
You are RegalView's elite brigade.
693
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,520
Take your place alongside
legends like Hal Jameson.
694
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,762
You call the shots.
695
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,320
What...?
696
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,480
You are in your sexual prime.
697
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,847
The top of the reproductive pile.
698
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,840
Alright, does it do that every time...
699
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:55,960
Welcome to
the Power Calling Suite, Mr. Green.
700
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,040
White Voice at all times here.
701
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,965
Yes, I almost forgot.
702
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,051
Good luck.
703
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,880
Nice suit, by the way.
704
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,680
You've been selected, Mr. Green,
705
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:14,003
because you have the potential
to be a great telemarketer.
706
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,360
The potential.
707
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,240
Do you know what we sell up here?
708
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,800
- Oh, I heard it's a...
- Ah, we sell power.
709
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,600
Firepower. Manpower.
710
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:26,880
When U.S. weapons manufacturers
sell arms to other countries
711
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,280
who do you think, Mr. Green, makes
that call at the precisely perfect time?
712
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,567
Which is, of course, dinner. We do.
713
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:35,680
Before a drone drops a bomb
714
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,200
on an apartment building in Pakistan
715
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,040
who drops the bomb ass sales pitch
716
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,326
you may ask, Cassius?
717
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,800
We do.
718
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:48,480
Okay, so you said firepower, manpower?
719
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,320
WorryFree is our biggest client.
720
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:54,640
We help thousands of companies
utilize WorryFree workers
721
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:57,451
to improve their efficiency.
722
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,280
So, wait, are you telling me
you sell slave labor
723
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,720
to companies over the phone?
724
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,645
Hot damnit. You are a sharp one.
725
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,408
Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
726
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,210
Dave, stop him.
727
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,641
Shit!
728
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,080
Left Eye, bitches!
729
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,640
WorryFree has resuscitated America.
730
00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:45,480
Workers live in space efficient dwellings
731
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,767
in the same facilities where
production occurs.
732
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,920
They make anything and they make everything.
733
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,004
Lifetime contracts so no wages needed.
734
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:58,800
They make automobiles for what
it used to cost to make bicycles.
735
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,640
Okay, but see I don't know if I can...
736
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:02,520
Sugar on top, white voice.
737
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,160
Yeah, but what I'm saying is I don't know
738
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:05,680
if I'm gonna be able to s... sell...
739
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,525
Here's the starting salary.
740
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,881
Hmm?
741
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,280
Well, man, I'm gonna have
to get me some new suits.
742
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,120
You'll be working here until late.
743
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,960
We need you in the mix right away.
744
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,240
Hey baby, what's your sign?
745
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,924
I haven't heard that one before.
746
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:40,120
Yo, that was crazy yesterday.
747
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,080
That was like that scene in Norma Rae.
748
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,760
You know, the one when
she's like on the table.
749
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,001
Yeah, yeah.
750
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,771
Yeah, RegalView is scared shitless.
We'll win.
751
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:51,846
Can I check that out?
752
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,441
Yeah.
753
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,685
Oh, okay.
754
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,804
Okay. Bravo.
755
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,280
Where'd you learn how to do that?
756
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:11,441
Down in L.A.
757
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,720
We organized the first sign
twirlers union there.
758
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,720
Oh, okay.
759
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,760
Is that what you do?
760
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,680
You just go from place to place
stirring up trouble?
761
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,969
Trouble's already there.
I just help folks fix it.
762
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,560
Yeah, that's what I do with
my art too, you know.
763
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,080
Expose the bullshit.
764
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,600
- It's not exactly the same thing.
- It's pretty much the same.
765
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,520
I haven't seen your stuff so I can't...
766
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,523
I'm not gonna show you my stuff.
767
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,003
So how does it work with, uh...
768
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:45,880
with you and Cassius?
769
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:49,529
You know, you sound like a radical.
770
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:51,761
He's... I don't know.
771
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,811
He's what?
772
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,720
He's real.
773
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,920
He's not that fake-ass bougie gallery world.
774
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,082
So, that's how it works.
775
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,287
Well, you're rubbing him off right. So...
776
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,091
He helped with the work stoppage. So...
777
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,248
Your fire is rubbing off on him.
778
00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:23,367
I like it.
779
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:26,560
I'm going.
780
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,120
You look like you're done here
if you need a ride.
781
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,727
Nah, Cash is on the way. But thank you.
782
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,845
Nice work.
783
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,440
Hey girl. We gotta go!
784
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:56,560
Thank you.
785
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,520
You okay?
786
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:42,640
Yeah.
787
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:45,480
- Did you get into an accident?
- No.
788
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,560
How about robbed or
something else crazy like that.
789
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,840
So, I don't think you flaked and
left me on a corner for an hour.
790
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,360
Yeah, I know. Look baby
I was gonna talk to you about it earlier
791
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,560
but I didn't know if it would be
a for sure thing or not.
792
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,840
But, as of today I'm a Power Caller.
793
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,082
Does that mean you can pay me back my $80?
794
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,360
Hell, yes, baby, of course I can.
795
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,523
Stop Cassius. Stop, it's freaky.
796
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,085
What do they sell?
797
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,560
Am I finally gonna be able to see your show?
798
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:16,400
Baby, this is beautiful.
799
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,040
And big.
800
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,451
Africa.
801
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,880
Oh, really, is that what this is?
802
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,680
Yeah, I mean they're big
because they're Africa.
803
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:31,120
So, I added the sculptures from last year.
804
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,760
Oh, okay. Well, if nobody shows up
805
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,490
at least it'll look full.
806
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,360
Can I... can I ask a question?
807
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,841
Why did you choose Africa?
808
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:47,400
I wanted to talk about a life
shaped by exploitation.
809
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:51,400
About fighting for a say in our own lives.
810
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,760
About how beauty, love, and laughter
811
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,000
thrive and flourish under almost
any circumstances...
812
00:45:58,080 --> 00:45:59,286
Right.
813
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,520
How Capitalism basically started
814
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,080
by stealing labor from Africans
815
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,240
and about how you're nodding
816
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,640
like you're listening but you're not.
817
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:11,080
Oh, no sorry, baby. I was receiving that.
818
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:14,320
I was just had a long day and...
819
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:15,845
- it's work.
- It's okay.
820
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,520
You really want to hit this?
821
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,727
Yes.
822
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,000
Ah... yes, okay. I'm listening now.
823
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:32,280
Capitalism in Africa is booming.
824
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,120
Shh. I'm done talking.
825
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,680
I just want to marinate in this.
826
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,286
This is major for me, Cash.
827
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,680
What I want to do is I want to sit here,
828
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,600
hit this weed
829
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,683
and just be here.
830
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,520
Alright, guys. That felt good
the other day, right?
831
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:51,960
- Yes.
- Yes. Good, man.
832
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:54,080
Like I've known y'all
my whole life, you know.
833
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,000
Don't forget that. Okay?
834
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,083
Remember each other's faces.
835
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,160
Cassius? What's up man? Where you been?
836
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:02,640
What's up with the suit?
837
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:04,320
I got promoted.
838
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,080
What does that mean? Are you a manager now?
839
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:08,606
That means I'm a Power Caller now.
840
00:47:08,720 --> 00:47:11,440
- About to be paid.
- We're all trying to get fucking paid.
841
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,400
- Yeah.
- But we're gonna do it as a team.
842
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,447
Are you on the team?
843
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,000
Yeah, I guess I'm still on your little team
844
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,800
but I'm playing from the bench.
845
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:19,520
The bench where you sit
and get your bills paid.
846
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,720
You know my uncle is about to lose his house.
847
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,800
Cash, I'm sorry about your uncle, man,
848
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,160
but that don't mean sell out.
849
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:27,129
I'm not selling y'all out.
850
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:29,640
My success has nothing to do
with you, alright.
851
00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:31,320
You just keep doing whatever it is
852
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,440
that you're fucking doing
and I'll root for you.
853
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:35,520
From the sidelines.
854
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,887
And try not to laugh at that
stupid ass smirk on your face.
855
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,240
We don't need this.
856
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,000
- Are you doing alright?
- Yeah, I'm doing good.
857
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,480
- How you doing?
- Fantastic.
858
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,480
- Fantastic?
- I hope you have a good day.
859
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:47,880
I hope you have a better week.
860
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,280
I hope your month is full of successful days.
861
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:52,760
And a lot of great ventures.
I hope you just come up, brother.
862
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,440
I hope your whole fucking year
is spectacular.
863
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,240
- Oh, you hope my year is spectacular?
- Yeah.
864
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,800
You got something you want to say to me?
865
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,689
You got something you want to say?
866
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,760
- You smell great.
- You smell great. What is that?
867
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,440
Burberry. What you got on?
868
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,400
- I forgot. It's just deodorant.
- Smells expensive. Okay.
869
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:11,680
- Yeah. Good.
- We smelling good.
870
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,360
Some smelling good brothers out here.
871
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,120
You're an awesome man and I appreciate you.
872
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,320
- I hope you find yourself.
- Yeah, we should go out. Get drinks.
873
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,440
- You want to get drinks?
- Yeah!
874
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,080
- How many drinks?
- Two. Three.
875
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,400
- Three? Five?
- Four! Five!
876
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,760
- Six? Eight?
- Seven! Nine!
877
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,040
- Ten? On me?
- All of them!
878
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:25,240
It's on me, no, it's on me now!
879
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,600
- It's on you?
- Yeah, it's on me now.
880
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,840
- Alright. Alright!
- Yeah, it's on me!
881
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,490
- It's on you now.
-Now!
882
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:33,881
Walk!
883
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:57,520
Greetings, Cassius Green.
884
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,040
I hope you did not masturbate today.
885
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,720
We need you sharp and ready to go.
886
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:06,200
I detect the pheromones
percolating out of your pores.
887
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,000
They say to others around you:
888
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:12,240
"Hold my penis while I piss on your
underestimated expectations."
889
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,200
Mr. Green, I am a computer
890
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,728
but I wish I had hands to
caress your muscular brain.
891
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,640
Cassius Green, you've been
assigned a WorryFree campaign.
892
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:23,760
Brush up on that Chapter Six stuff.
893
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:25,649
Excuse me.
894
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,960
And give them that radiant voice of yours
895
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,840
in the next half hour.
896
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,120
2:00 PM.
897
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,760
Almost breakfast time in Japan.
898
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:38,128
Oh, okay. Ah, doodily doodily doodily doo.
899
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:56,880
- Moshi moshi.
- Mr. Son.
900
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,000
Cassius Green of WorryFree calling.
Sorry to bother you.
901
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,447
I'm calling about who
is assembling your phone.
902
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,449
Now I know they're being made in China.
903
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:04,720
I'm a big fan of yours.
904
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,680
I've been following you
since you were with Takashi.
905
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,680
I cheered literally when
I found out you acquired Tanrio,
906
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:12,560
which is why I'm calling you
and not Phonarolla.
907
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:13,641
Mm-hmm.
908
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,480
Our team of dedicated workers
909
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,200
will make twice as many phones
at half the cost.
910
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:23,240
You'll double up your market share
911
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:24,480
over these bastards.
912
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,400
Power Callers, our very own Cassius Green
913
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:33,280
just made our client, WorryFree,
914
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:34,880
upwards of ten million dollars
915
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,680
in one call on his first day, none the less.
916
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,570
- Oh, it's not that much.
- Indeed one for the history books.
917
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,091
Cheers!
918
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,840
Excuse me for a second.
919
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,480
What can I do for you, chum?
920
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:48,720
Yes, I have a question.
921
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:52,040
I've just achieved a sort of
miraculous financial endeavor.
922
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,120
I'm also in a financial bind.
923
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,280
I'm gonna need a cash advance.
924
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,361
Hmm.
925
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,600
This is where the magic happens, baby.
926
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,280
MTV spots WorryFree edition.
927
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,045
Hole puncher Jim Ellman.
928
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:53,800
This was the scene yesterday
929
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,120
at the RegalView telemarketer's strike.
930
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,120
The striking RegalView workers
931
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,440
are joined by other telemarketers,
932
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,240
phone operators and university students
933
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:04,924
from all over the area.
934
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:10,240
After a long day of hearty-ass work,
935
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:11,640
you feel me?
936
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:13,000
We ready to eat.
937
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:15,162
This is where we get our grub on.
938
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,200
Mm-mm!
939
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,407
Yum.
940
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,920
Swimming through the vat of hyena urine
941
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,604
is not as bad as it sounds!
942
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:29,960
What do we want!?
943
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,240
We want enough money to pay our rent!
944
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:33,840
Yeah! Yeah!
945
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:38,200
We want enough money to not eat
Cup 'O Noodles every night!
946
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,247
Yeah! Yeah!
947
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,320
I'm so sick of Cup 'O Noodles!
948
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,720
We want to be able to go see our doctor
949
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,720
when we get drunk one night!
950
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,800
Yeah! Yeah!
951
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:51,931
When we hook up with someone
without using any protection!
952
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,760
Okay. Okay, yeah!
953
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:58,120
And we think we might have
contracted chlamydia or gonorrhea!
954
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:01,080
Or any one of those crazy
STDs that you've never heard of
955
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:04,120
that you find on Self-Diagnosis.com!
956
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,240
Fuck RegalView!
957
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:14,971
Fuck RegalView!
958
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,760
Fuck RegalView! Fuck RegalView!
959
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,360
Fuck RegalView!
960
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,960
Fuck RegalView! Fuck RegalView!
961
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:25,640
And fuck chlamydia, too.
962
00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:28,960
Although strikers have kept
most replacement workers
963
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:30,480
from breaking the strike
964
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:34,520
every morning, Stackwater security agents
successfully escort
965
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:38,160
RegalView's elite Power Callers
into the building.
966
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,810
For more on the RegalView strike,
967
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,480
let's go to the studio.
968
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:43,847
This is Ken Bagget. Chanel 3 news.
969
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,080
Hey baby. Good morning.
970
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:53,960
No. Please, no.
971
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,200
Stop with that stupid voice, Cassius.
972
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,606
Didn't even realize I was doing it.
973
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:04,484
That's a problem, you know.
974
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:06,641
Sorry.
975
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,365
How long you been up?
976
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:13,481
I'm not up.
977
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:20,640
But I saw your TV debut.
978
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:22,290
Oh, shit.
979
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:28,603
- Cash, baby...
- Can we not. Please.
980
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:31,280
Look, I quit when the strike jumped off
981
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,840
because being with you
made it awkward for me. But...
982
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,800
Cassius!
983
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,000
You abandoned your friends.
984
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,520
Baby, look, I thought they'd
do a couple of stoppages and...
985
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,160
It's one thing to take the promotion,
986
00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,120
but now you're a full out scab.
987
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,203
Come on, baby,
the Power Callers ain't on strike!
988
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,080
No, but they should be.
989
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,200
I'm so tired of talking to you about this.
990
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:51,560
You are crossing the picket line.
991
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,800
I can't ride with you.
992
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,560
Oh, you can't ride with me now!
993
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,160
But you was riding with me
all around Oakland.
994
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,800
Alright, fine. Well, no more.
995
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,320
Baby, what are you asking me to do?
996
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,280
Are you asking me to quit
the fattest job I ever had?
997
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,880
But Cassius, it's not fat!
998
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,327
It is morally emaciated.
999
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,240
You sell fucking slave labor, Cassius!
1000
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:12,000
What the fuck isn't slave labor?
1001
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:13,280
Oh, my God! Side-stepping.
1002
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,840
You side-step more
than the fucking Temptations.
1003
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,720
You know what, fuck you, man!
1004
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:21,840
Fuck you, alright!
1005
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,160
Fuck you 'cause I'm doing something
1006
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,321
that I'm really fucking good at.
1007
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,920
I'm really good at it and I'm important.
1008
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,160
I'm making shit happen.
1009
00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:28,520
And you don't appreciate the shit
1010
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:29,720
cause you already fucking had it.
1011
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,560
And you're talking to me about slave labor?
1012
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,440
What is Squeeze and them
gonna do about slave labor?
1013
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:34,840
What does Squeeze have to do with this?
1014
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:35,967
They ain't gonna do shit.
1015
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,440
And you ain't gonna do shit neither
1016
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:41,080
by selling fucking art to rich people.
1017
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,321
Fuck it.
1018
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,730
Gimme the damn covers!
1019
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,200
- What you doing?
- Taking them.
1020
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:51,560
- I'm cold.
- I'm not playing Cassius.
1021
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,440
- You're being greedy.
- Don't play with me, Cassius.
1022
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,808
You don't even need all those covers.
It's not necessary.
1023
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,440
The whole reason I went to work for RegalView
1024
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,488
was to make myself more interesting to you.
1025
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,931
Cassius, the old you
was way more interesting.
1026
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:24,600
If you go to work today at RegalView
1027
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:25,966
crossing the picket line...
1028
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,644
we're done.
1029
00:57:32,480 --> 00:57:34,448
Elbows and assholes, people! Let's go!
1030
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,160
Chisels or dynamite, Cassius. You pick.
1031
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,120
Yeah, agreed. I just have to follow up
1032
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:45,565
on this lead I've been working on.
1033
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,840
This motherfucker right here...
1034
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,200
is on fire!
1035
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,600
Let's give it up for the boy wonder!
1036
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,680
Huzzah!
1037
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,680
Yeah, yeah! Some for the homeys.
1038
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,120
And some for me!
1039
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,440
Bag them, tag them, rag them!
1040
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:15,040
I trained her. I trained her.
1041
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:19,200
- We hunted mammoths!
- Yeah!
1042
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:22,921
Douse him. Douse our winner with champagne.
1043
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:27,801
1044
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:49,560
Scabs won't pass!
1045
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,320
Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!
1046
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:54,080
Scabs won't pass!
1047
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,731
Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!
1048
00:58:58,880 --> 00:58:59,881
Move!
1049
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,761
I said get back!
1050
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,840
Have a cola and smile, bitch!
1051
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,680
Thank you very much, Miss Welcrott.
1052
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,880
I'll talk to you soon. Mm-hmm.
1053
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:20,166
Okay, bye.
1054
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:23,160
You, my friend,
1055
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:27,280
you are the best decision
I've made in quite a long time.
1056
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:28,760
I have to pat myself on the ass for that.
1057
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,520
Thank you, Mister.
1058
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,600
Feels good to be appreciated.
1059
00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:36,684
Don't call me Mr. , Cassius.
1060
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,200
Call me.
1061
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:40,200
Million-dollar question for you, Cassius.
1062
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,720
Do you like to party?
1063
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,120
I like parties.
1064
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,600
What are you doing tonight?
1065
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:48,160
Oh, I got this thing.
1066
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,160
Well my girlfriend, ex-girlfriend...
1067
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:51,321
Fudge all that.
1068
00:59:58,280 --> 00:59:59,760
Hmm!
1069
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:01,840
Steve Lift is throwing his yearly party.
1070
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:03,360
Wants to see our new star there.
1071
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:04,880
Wants to talk to you, Cassius.
1072
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:06,724
I have been waiting years for this invite.
1073
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:10,040
Even Jay and Bey can't get this invite.
1074
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:14,000
Hell yeah. I just got to do this other thing.
1075
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,600
You go to your other thing.
1076
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:18,251
And I'll be there waiting. Pick you up.
1077
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:20,763
This is the kind of party
that could change your life.
1078
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:40,520
Beauty, love, and laughter,
1079
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:44,920
must be stimulated to thrive and flourish
under almost any circumstances...
1080
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:48,560
I realize you were
asking about specific... that one.
1081
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:51,405
Yes, that's interesting.
1082
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:01,847
You know what,
will you please excuse me just one minute?
1083
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,480
- Hey.
- Hey.
1084
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:13,840
I wouldn't miss this for the world, you know.
1085
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,520
It's beautiful.
1086
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,560
- You're beautiful.
- Cash...
1087
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:18,920
I love you too...
1088
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,560
but I can't hang with what I see in you now.
1089
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:23,240
What happened to your head?
1090
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:24,320
Oh, um...
1091
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:27,840
It's nothing. I was just shaving...
1092
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,520
Alright, I have to go get ready
for my performance.
1093
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:32,440
You should really stay and see it, okay?
1094
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:34,320
Okay, but I can only stay
for a little while, baby,
1095
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,640
cause there's this party
I got to get back to. It's important.
1096
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:38,280
A slave auctioneers party?
1097
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:41,040
- Hey.
- Yo, what's up?
1098
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:42,200
Thank you for coming.
1099
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:44,480
I wouldn't miss this for the world.
1100
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:46,360
You always know just what to say, huh?
1101
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,280
I literally just said that.
1102
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,680
I hope you stay.
1103
01:01:50,760 --> 01:01:52,320
Yo, is the reason why
you don't call me no more
1104
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:56,400
is cause you sell out or
cause you're just a star?
1105
01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:57,960
What are you talking about?
1106
01:01:58,040 --> 01:01:59,724
Eleven million views, man!
1107
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:02,120
What the fuck?
1108
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,123
You're like the Ariana Grande
of disloyal niggas.
1109
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:06,600
Have a cola and smile, bitch!
1110
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:12,520
You could really help us out right now.
1111
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,480
We got them by the balls,
but they're holding out.
1112
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:16,520
We got the info on how much
this is costing them.
1113
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:20,240
You flipping sides could turn the tide.
1114
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,721
Don't be the leaf that floats down the river.
1115
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:24,524
Be the stone that splits the stream.
1116
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,240
Is that Tupac?
1117
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,600
Welcome, friends! Gather around,
1118
01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:40,364
form a semi-circle.
1119
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:46,560
Tonight, we will have a
transformative experience.
1120
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,320
In those containers,
1121
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:50,680
there are broken cell phones,
used bullet casings,
1122
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,160
and water balloons filled with sheep's blood.
1123
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,891
Cellphones can only work
with the mineral Coltan,
1124
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,600
which is found in Africa's Congo.
1125
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:02,960
The profit involved in this
has created hardship and wars.
1126
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,840
I will stand here.
1127
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:06,400
If you feel so moved,
1128
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,080
you may throw the items
in the containers at me.
1129
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:10,760
While I'm standing here,
1130
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:12,360
I will be reciting excerpts
1131
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:17,680
from the timeless
Motown-produced movie entitled
1132
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:19,160
"The Last Dragon".
1133
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:22,880
I'll recite those lines
Angela says to Eddie Arcadian
1134
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:24,963
as she leaves him.
1135
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,287
Let's begin.
1136
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:39,520
"And in the end, Eddie, you know what?
1137
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:43,200
"You're nothing but a misguided
midget asshole
1138
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:45,600
"with dreams of ruling the world.
1139
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:48,840
"Yeah, and also from Kew Gardens.
1140
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:53,080
And also getting by on my tits."
1141
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:54,161
Bravo!
1142
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:01,520
"And in the end, Eddie, you know what?
1143
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:05,400
"You're nothing
but a misguided midget asshole
1144
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:07,520
"with dreams of ruling the world.
1145
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:09,125
"And also from Kew Gardens.
1146
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:12,608
And also getting by on my tits."
1147
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:22,080
"And in the end, Eddie, you know what?
1148
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,640
"You're nothing but a mis...
1149
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:28,520
"misguided midget asshole
1150
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,920
"with dreams of ruling the world.
1151
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:35,000
"Yeah, also from Kew Gardens.
1152
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,320
And also getting by on my tits."
1153
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:39,640
Hey, hey, hey! Stop!
1154
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:41,080
What the fuck is this?
1155
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:42,840
Why would you subject yourself to this?
1156
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,160
It's a part of the show, Cassius.
1157
01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:47,208
You of all people should understand, right?
1158
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:49,480
- Stick to the script.
- No.
1159
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:52,131
Don't you have a party to get to, Cash?
1160
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:53,241
Go!
1161
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,244
Go, Cash.
1162
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:08,289
Let's begin again.
1163
01:05:10,560 --> 01:05:12,642
"And in the end, Eddie..."
1164
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:34,520
Well, I guess you're all wondering
1165
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:35,727
why I've called this meeting!
1166
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:45,680
Hey. Hey.
1167
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:48,360
Fucking sexy chocolate motherfucker!
1168
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:51,880
- Oh, yes!
- Cool guy.
1169
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:53,160
- You're coming with me.
- You're a cool guy.
1170
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:54,880
I know you're loving the new digs.
1171
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,725
Or even better, I'm digging the new loves.
1172
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,400
Stick around because...
1173
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:01,640
I think a lot of these bitches
1174
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:03,040
are gonna be getting naked later.
1175
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:05,600
You know, I mean,
your parties are the stuff of folklore.
1176
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:07,640
You got to meet the man of the hour though.
1177
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:10,120
Hey, Cassius Green.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
1178
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:12,120
An honor even, sir.
1179
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:14,240
It's okay, he's friendly. He's friendly.
1180
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:15,720
Oh, yeah, how you doing man? You alright?
1181
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:17,040
I'm really well, thank you.
1182
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:19,360
Thank you for inviting us, Mr. Lift.
It's amazing.
1183
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,720
Just don't call me "Mister."
1184
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:24,120
Oh, uh... Steve.
1185
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:25,725
I never said "Steve."
1186
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:28,681
Sir.
1187
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:34,320
- I'm fucking kidding with you, man.
- Ow! Ow!
1188
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,960
You can call me whatever you want,
1189
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:37,610
you keep closing those deals.
1190
01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:40,600
You must be like a fucking genius.
1191
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:41,960
I'd love to pick your brain
1192
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:43,840
because we need people like you at WorryFree.
1193
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,651
People who can comprehend
the big picture, you know?
1194
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:49,920
It's people like you that are
gonna save this nation.
1195
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,160
I mean look don't get me wrong;
1196
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:52,840
we still need the workers to do the work.
1197
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:54,040
Per se.
1198
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:55,680
But we also need people like you.
1199
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,046
People that can be trusted.
1200
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:01,520
People that can analyze
the challenge and adapt.
1201
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:03,603
Like a cunning racoon.
1202
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,480
Like a snake.
1203
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:08,005
Or like a tardigrade!
1204
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:13,201
Thanks...
1205
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:17,568
Go, I'll lock up.
1206
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:20,726
Great performance tonight, D!
1207
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:23,840
I told you, you didn't have to do that.
1208
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:26,002
No, it's my pleasure. It was good.
1209
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,484
So, you gonna tell me what
you thought about the show now?
1210
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:37,362
It was, uh...
1211
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:40,160
fiery.
1212
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,400
Fiery? What the fuck?
1213
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:43,920
That's what you thought? That's it?
1214
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,040
It was fiery. It was great.
1215
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:48,521
Alright. Shh, you can tell me later.
1216
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,800
So now, I gotta climb over the side
of this overturned jeep
1217
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:58,160
cause I got to pry the AK out
1218
01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,760
from under the crushed bloody body
1219
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:02,320
of my now inconveniently
deceased guide, right?
1220
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,120
And just as I get this thing out
I spin around.
1221
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:05,880
And this fucking thing
starts to charge and it got a...
1222
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:14,520
Fucker took two mags to the head.
1223
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:15,965
Turned that bitch into a trophy.
1224
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:19,840
What about you, Cash?
1225
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,000
You ever had to bust a cap in anybody's ass?
1226
01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:25,840
- Green, no...
- Shut the fuck up,!
1227
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:27,800
I'm talking to the man of the hour here.
1228
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:29,245
Come on man, have a seat.
1229
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:31,841
Come on.
1230
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:36,040
I want to hear about some of that
Oakland gangster shit, man.
1231
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:38,040
- Oaktown.
- Just right here?
1232
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:39,645
- Just sit down?
- Yeah.
1233
01:08:39,760 --> 01:08:41,760
Well...
1234
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:46,960
Luckily, I have not had
to put a cap in anyone's ass.
1235
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:48,680
Or head or anything.
1236
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:52,367
So, I don't have any cool stories, sorry.
1237
01:08:52,480 --> 01:08:56,246
Alright, well I mean
give us something. Right?
1238
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:59,170
These boring cunts are at
every single one of my parties.
1239
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:01,800
You're different, man. Make an impression.
1240
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:03,480
At least take off the white voice.
1241
01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:05,560
And I know you can bust a rap, right?
1242
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:07,120
No, actually I can't.
1243
01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:08,600
Bullshit. Come on. Bullshit.
1244
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:09,680
I can't, man.
1245
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:12,680
I mean I can listen to rap,
well, but I just can't rap.
1246
01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:14,080
It's actually embarrassing.
1247
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:15,440
I don't know. I think he's lying.
1248
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:16,680
I think you can rap.
1249
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:18,360
I think you should rap.
1250
01:09:18,440 --> 01:09:20,120
Rap, rap, rap...
1251
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:23,440
Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.
1252
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:25,200
Rap, rap, rap.
1253
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:28,720
Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.
1254
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,404
Rap, rap, rap.
1255
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:33,840
Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.
1256
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:34,921
1257
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:46,882
1258
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,001
Smash!
1259
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:58,965
1260
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:01,883
1261
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,280
1262
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:11,600
1263
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:12,920
1264
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,240
1265
01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:15,640
1266
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:16,880
1267
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,400
-
- Yeah!
1268
01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:19,480
1269
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:22,040
Nigger, nigger, nigger shit
1270
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:24,720
Nigger, nigger, nigger shit
1271
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,400
Nigger, nigger, nigger shit
1272
01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:29,960
Nigger, nigger, nigger shit
1273
01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:32,600
Nigger, nigger, nigger shit
1274
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:35,280
Nigger, nigger, nigger shit
1275
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:37,920
Nigger, nigger, nigger shit
1276
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,520
Nigger, nigger, nigger shit
1277
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:42,011
1278
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:48,400
Nigger, nigger, nigger shit
1279
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:51,440
Nigger, nigger, nigger shit
1280
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:53,440
Go through that big ass foyer.
1281
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:55,200
Go through the door next to the stairs.
1282
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:57,886
Go down the other stairs. Hang a left.
1283
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,120
Go to the end of the hallway.
1284
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,600
Then make a right.
1285
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:03,762
You'll see it.
1286
01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:06,040
Big magenta colored doors
at the end of the hall.
1287
01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:07,480
Steve Lift will be waiting for you.
1288
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:08,561
He wants you in there.
1289
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:14,640
Look here, young blood. We don't cry
about the shit that should be.
1290
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:17,000
We just thrive on what is and what is...
1291
01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:18,366
opportunity.
1292
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:21,684
This could be big, Cassius.
1293
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:25,282
Don't do that thing.
1294
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:27,767
- What thing?
- That thing where you fuck it up.
1295
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:32,000
Clean yourself up.
1296
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:40,080
1297
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:49,761
Heads up.
1298
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:54,084
This place is fucking nuts, man.
1299
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,043
Thank you. I will accept
your backhanded compliment.
1300
01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:58,811
Please. Take a seat, Mr. Cassius Green.
1301
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:06,000
- How's your head, you alright?
- No, it's perfect.
1302
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:08,480
Well, here, in this lair
1303
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:10,080
we do no line before its time.
1304
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:12,240
And for you, my friend, it is time.
1305
01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:15,920
Cause you are rolling with the big dogs now.
1306
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,411
Fuck it!
1307
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:30,120
Fuck! It's strong, man!
1308
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:33,480
Oh, yeah. I have a proposition for you, Cash.
1309
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:36,800
And I want to listen to your
proposition, Stevie.
1310
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:40,720
I want you at WorryFree.
1311
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,680
I see something in you.
1312
01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:44,280
I think that you are more
1313
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:45,960
than just the world's greatest telemarketer
1314
01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:47,440
since Hal Jameson.
1315
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:49,520
You know what that's very interesting.
1316
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:50,560
Boring, though.
1317
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:52,440
I want to talk about the dollars
1318
01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:54,000
and zeros and the commas and shit.
1319
01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:55,720
Cocky. I like it.
1320
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:57,520
Watch this little video proposal
we put together
1321
01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:59,200
and you'll understand everything. Alright?
1322
01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:06,720
You know, I kind of got to piss.
1323
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:08,200
So, could we, like, kind of watch this
1324
01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:09,560
after I get back from the bathroom?
1325
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:10,641
No.
1326
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:17,640
Hella gotta piss, man.
1327
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:19,400
Okay fine. Out the door,
1328
01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:21,320
halfway down the hallway, jade door.
1329
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:22,561
Jade door, okay.
1330
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:37,407
Okay...
1331
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:41,121
Wow...
1332
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:43,161
Alright...
1333
01:15:46,320 --> 01:15:48,200
Serious?
1334
01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:49,486
One stall.
1335
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:53,760
Hey, you on your way in or out, man?
1336
01:15:53,840 --> 01:15:55,171
Can you help me?
1337
01:15:57,760 --> 01:16:00,320
No. No, I can't. Sorry.
1338
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:02,600
Please. Could you help me?
1339
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:05,650
Fucked up, man. I'm really hurt.
1340
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:12,043
Oh, shit. Okay.
1341
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:14,885
Just hold on, man.
1342
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:17,921
1343
01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:24,800
- Please... help me.
- Fuck!
1344
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:27,840
Help me! Help me!
1345
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:35,360
No, no, no, no, no, no! Don't touch me.
1346
01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:37,602
- Help us!
- Help me!
1347
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:45,240
Hey, dumb fuck!
1348
01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:47,721
What the fuck, man!
1349
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:51,800
- I said the jade door.
- That is the jade door.
1350
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:53,040
No, that's an olive door.
1351
01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:54,400
That's very clearly an olive door.
1352
01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:55,600
That's a jade door.
1353
01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:57,400
Look, you got to get me the fuck out of here.
1354
01:16:57,480 --> 01:17:00,643
Okay, calm, calm. This is
a big misunderstanding. Okay?
1355
01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:02,280
Let's just take a deep breath and calm down.
1356
01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:03,480
We're gonna go back to my office.
1357
01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:05,080
I'm gonna explain everything to you, alright?
1358
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:06,360
Wait, do you still have to pee?
1359
01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:08,360
I mean, I pissed on myself, man.
1360
01:17:08,440 --> 01:17:10,280
So, no I don't have to pee.
1361
01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:11,840
Look, I got to get the fuck out of here.
1362
01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,001
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1363
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:16,800
Here's the deal.
1364
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:20,120
I can't let you leave without
explaining everything. Alright?
1365
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:21,520
And if you'd even seen the video
1366
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:23,520
before you went in there
you wouldn't even be scared.
1367
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:25,967
What the fuck was that thing in there, man?
1368
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:28,241
It's...
1369
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:33,440
the video is gonna show you everything.
1370
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:34,726
Don't worry about it.
1371
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:44,201
There's a lot of production value in this.
1372
01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:56,720
Since the dawn of time,
1373
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:59,720
or least since before anyone
cares to remember,
1374
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:02,121
we have used our wits to survive.
1375
01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:06,720
But what has allowed us to thrive
1376
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:09,080
was our use of tools.
1377
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:11,288
A natural development.
1378
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:16,000
But what are tools
1379
01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:18,000
if not extensions of the appendages
1380
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:19,241
with which we were born?
1381
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:23,686
Humans have modified ourselves
throughout history.
1382
01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:27,920
We train ourselves to fight.
1383
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,960
We work out.
1384
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:31,600
We study.
1385
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:34,160
WorryFree is carrying forward this lineage
1386
01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:37,642
of natural developments
that began in prehistoric times.
1387
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:44,650
We realize that human labor
has its limitations.
1388
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,840
And, so, our scientists
have discovered a way.
1389
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:54,080
A chemical change to make humans stronger,
1390
01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:56,120
more obedient, more durable
1391
01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:59,480
and therefore more efficient and profitable.
1392
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:02,240
We are proud to announce to our shareholders
1393
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:07,000
that a new day in human
productivity is dawning.
1394
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:09,040
Our workforce of Equisapiens
1395
01:19:09,120 --> 01:19:10,120
will make WorryFree
1396
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:13,443
the most profitable company in human history.
1397
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:16,560
And you, our shareholders,
1398
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:19,080
will be a part of that history.
1399
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:22,080
See? It's all just a big misunderstanding.
1400
01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:25,360
This ain't no fucking misunderstanding, man!
1401
01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:29,680
So, you making half-human,
half-horse fucking things
1402
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:31,160
so you can make more money?
1403
01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:32,480
Yeah, basically.
1404
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:35,120
I just didn't want you to think I was crazy.
1405
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:36,560
That I was doing this for no reason.
1406
01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:39,000
Because this isn't irrational.
1407
01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:40,480
Oh.
1408
01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:41,766
Cool. Alright.
1409
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:43,120
Cool. No, I understand.
1410
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:44,920
I just... I just got to leave now, man.
1411
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:46,920
So, please get the fuck out of my way.
1412
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,040
We haven't finished the movie.
1413
01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:49,480
Call me about that next week, please.
1414
01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:51,080
And then we'll talk about it.
1415
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:53,200
Sit in that chair
1416
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:55,240
and we're gonna watch this movie.
1417
01:19:55,320 --> 01:19:57,084
And then I'm gonna make you a proposal.
1418
01:19:58,280 --> 01:19:59,566
Come on.
1419
01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:07,880
Our worker modification process
1420
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:09,803
is simple and rather quick.
1421
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:17,888
It works for 70% of humans
1422
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,003
who take the fusing catalyst.
1423
01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:36,840
And, see, this is how we begin
1424
01:20:36,920 --> 01:20:38,120
the process of the transformation.
1425
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:40,407
They take what's called the
fusing catalyst. And what happens is...
1426
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:42,240
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute, man.
1427
01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:45,160
What the fuck did you give me to snort? Huh?
1428
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,000
What the... what the fuck was that?
1429
01:20:47,080 --> 01:20:48,400
- Wait, what?
- What did I snort?!
1430
01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:49,720
Cause I'm, I'm not even fucking high.
1431
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:51,720
You're not what? Wait, wait wait. Wait.
1432
01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:54,440
No, I don't give a fuck
about that anymore, alright?
1433
01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:55,760
I don't give a fuck about that shit.
1434
01:20:55,840 --> 01:20:57,080
If you had me snort some shit
1435
01:20:57,160 --> 01:20:58,320
that's gonna have me mutated, man,
1436
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:00,040
I want you to fucking shoot me!
1437
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:03,400
Cash. What you snorted was
100% Peruvian, man.
1438
01:21:03,480 --> 01:21:05,200
I need you to be a little bit
more particular, man.
1439
01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:08,080
You know, they got fucking
horses in Peru, probably.
1440
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:11,040
- Motherfucker!
- You're gonna get semantic on me?
1441
01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:12,200
No, I'm not getting semantic.
1442
01:21:12,280 --> 01:21:13,680
You're the one that's being semantic
1443
01:21:13,760 --> 01:21:15,480
if you refer to the fucking horses as a 100%.
1444
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:17,040
Fuck that. It doesn't even matter.
1445
01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:18,360
Was it coke? Was it not coke?
1446
01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:21,200
- What was it?
- Cash. It was coke.
1447
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:23,280
Calm down, man.
1448
01:21:23,360 --> 01:21:25,080
You're... I wouldn't just give you
1449
01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:26,760
the fusing catalyst without telling you.
1450
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:29,080
I'm not evil. Okay?
1451
01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:30,600
The reason you're not high
1452
01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:33,440
is because your adrenaline
is pumping so hard right now
1453
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:34,960
that to be perfectly honest
1454
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:37,840
you're starting to harsh both
of our mellows. Okay?
1455
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:40,680
So, sit down and just take a breath, man.
1456
01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:41,760
It's fucking adrenaline.
1457
01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:43,720
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
1458
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:45,960
It's fine, okay. Just breathe.
1459
01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:46,802
Okay?
1460
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:49,640
This is fucking weird shit.
1461
01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:51,600
Okay?
1462
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:55,685
Now, the proposal that
I want to make you is this...
1463
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:59,560
That is the future of labor. Okay?
1464
01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:01,640
They're bigger. They're stronger.
1465
01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:03,240
They hopefully gripe a lot less.
1466
01:22:03,320 --> 01:22:07,240
And also, soon, I'm gonna
have millions of them.
1467
01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:08,360
Fucking crazy...
1468
01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:10,080
They're gonna form their own society.
1469
01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:12,000
They'll probably form their own culture.
1470
01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:13,680
Then maybe they want to organize.
1471
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:15,200
Maybe they want to rebel.
1472
01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:18,520
And that's why we need someone on the inside
1473
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:21,922
who represents WorryFree's needs.
1474
01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:24,088
Someone they can relate to.
1475
01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:27,320
Talking about a manager
1476
01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:28,920
for fucking horse people.
1477
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,120
No. No.
1478
01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:36,160
The Equisapien Martin Luther King, Junior.
1479
01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:38,640
But one that we create.
1480
01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:40,600
One that we control.
1481
01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:43,760
So, you want to...
want to have a false leader
1482
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:45,800
for these fucking horse people.
1483
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:48,160
But at the same time, he works for you?
1484
01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:50,527
Yeah. Keeps shit simple.
1485
01:22:53,480 --> 01:22:55,480
Well, why the fuck did you choose me?
1486
01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:57,880
Out of everybody you could have chose,
why did you pick me?
1487
01:22:57,960 --> 01:23:00,400
- For what?
- Cash. Cash.
1488
01:23:00,480 --> 01:23:04,080
You are awesome.
1489
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:06,520
I've never seen anyone go through the ranks
1490
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:08,600
at RegalView like you did.
1491
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:11,880
And I want someone like that at WorryFree.
1492
01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:13,240
Someone hungry.
1493
01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:15,480
Someone who'll fucking shank
their own friend in the back
1494
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:17,920
if it means getting what they want.
1495
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,840
Now, look, I can see that you're freaked out.
1496
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:23,160
And that you want to say no.
1497
01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:25,846
But I wouldn't do that before
you see what I'm offering.
1498
01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:34,680
No, man. No, no.
1499
01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,125
There's no fucking amount of money
1500
01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:37,640
that will make me do that shit.
1501
01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:38,920
Two things.
1502
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,800
One: it's a short-term contract.
1503
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:42,840
Five years. Done.
1504
01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:44,640
Then we give you the diffuser antidote
1505
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:46,040
special sauce serum
1506
01:23:46,120 --> 01:23:47,440
and you're back to normal.
1507
01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:51,040
And the second one,
and I want you to remember this.
1508
01:23:51,120 --> 01:23:53,407
You're gonna have a horse cock.
1509
01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:59,040
What the fuck is a special antidote
sauce serum? What the f...
1510
01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:01,566
It sounds like you made that shit up, man.
That shit ain't real.
1511
01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:04,400
No, it's real. And so is my offer.
1512
01:24:04,480 --> 01:24:07,200
Five years as our man amongst horses.
1513
01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:09,851
For one hundred million dollars.
1514
01:24:11,320 --> 01:24:13,040
Just go sleep on it. Okay?
1515
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:16,727
And after that, holla at your boy. Okay?
1516
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:20,610
Get out in that party and go fuck something.
1517
01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:52,804
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
1518
01:24:55,440 --> 01:24:57,966
Fuck! Fuck!
1519
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:11,563
Where's my cell phone?
1520
01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:21,280
San Francisco Chronicle, good morning.
1521
01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:23,200
Um... Eric. Eric Arnold, please.
1522
01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:24,281
One moment.
1523
01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:27,080
Hello.
1524
01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:30,000
Okay, Eric Arnold. My name is Cassius Green.
1525
01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:32,367
I have some important information.
1526
01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:33,880
Some very, very important information
1527
01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:36,880
that I think you would really,
really be interested in.
1528
01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:40,880
- Okay, shoot.
- Okay, uh... alright.
1529
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:43,960
They turning motherfuckers into horse-people.
1530
01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:47,280
Horse... half-horse, half-human
people that work. Alright.
1531
01:25:47,360 --> 01:25:49,400
Look, they have you snort some fucking coke,
1532
01:25:49,480 --> 01:25:50,600
and, well, it's not really coke,
1533
01:25:50,680 --> 01:25:53,040
but you snort it and it has
your nostrils get all big
1534
01:25:53,120 --> 01:25:54,480
and then you get a horse dick and shit.
1535
01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:57,880
And listen... listen, you got
to get this story out here, man,
1536
01:25:57,960 --> 01:25:59,840
because look, you put...
1537
01:25:59,920 --> 01:26:00,960
Jake?
1538
01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:03,800
What you talking about? No. Cassius.
1539
01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:05,564
Cassius Green.
1540
01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:11,040
The first thing we're gonna do
1541
01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:13,771
is cut a little nib into the cola can.
1542
01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:23,330
Voila!"Have a cola and smile, bitch," wig!
1543
01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:29,285
Fuck! Where the fuck is my cellphone?!
1544
01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:33,320
And the strangest thing
1545
01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:34,845
to happen in advertising history
1546
01:26:34,960 --> 01:26:37,120
Soda Cola has announced
working with Cynthia Rose,
1547
01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,840
the foul-mouthed heroine with perfect aim
1548
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:42,685
from the "Cola-and-Smile-Bitch" YouTube clip.
1549
01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:44,480
Rose reportedly signed for an amount of money
1550
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:46,400
that could buy four white babies.
1551
01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:48,920
The strike breaker who's hilariously
pegged in that clip
1552
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,120
has been revealed to be named...
1553
01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:51,600
- Cassius Green.
- Cassius Green.
1554
01:26:51,680 --> 01:26:54,000
Alright Doc, now I'm, uh...
1555
01:26:54,080 --> 01:26:55,520
I got a little worried, you know.
1556
01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:57,480
Because I was looking at it
maybe from up here.
1557
01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:59,480
But that it might be different.
1558
01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:00,766
Is it bigger?
1559
01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:05,480
No. No, it's the same size.
1560
01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:07,040
I mean, I'm glad you're feeling yourself.
1561
01:27:07,120 --> 01:27:09,360
Is that why you tried to
booty call me last night?
1562
01:27:09,440 --> 01:27:12,760
I didn't try to booty call you.
I lost my phone. I told you.
1563
01:27:12,840 --> 01:27:14,560
It doesn't matter. I got a new one.
1564
01:27:14,640 --> 01:27:16,160
What is up with you, Cash?
1565
01:27:16,240 --> 01:27:18,480
You called me at 3:23.
You left a video message.
1566
01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:19,520
I didn't check it,
1567
01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:21,920
cause I assumed it was lewd as fuck
and I wasn't trying to do that...
1568
01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:23,127
Can I see that?
1569
01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:25,567
Come on.
1570
01:27:33,560 --> 01:27:37,520
We're hurting! We're hurting!
1571
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:39,364
Help us! Help us!
1572
01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:41,560
Get back in there. Get in there.
1573
01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:42,926
Please help us!
1574
01:27:44,760 --> 01:27:46,285
We're hurting!
1575
01:27:47,320 --> 01:27:49,200
Security code cleared.
1576
01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:50,560
Love of Christ.
1577
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:52,961
If you beautiful perversions
don't shut the fuck up,
1578
01:27:53,080 --> 01:27:55,481
I will turn you all into glue!
1579
01:27:56,720 --> 01:27:58,165
Found my phone.
1580
01:28:09,200 --> 01:28:10,800
I don't know, Cash...
1581
01:28:10,880 --> 01:28:13,440
You got to do something. People got to know.
1582
01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:15,760
Right? Honey, you got to tell them, right?
1583
01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:16,887
Yeah. Yeah I mean...
1584
01:28:18,080 --> 01:28:19,720
- Why did you show...
- I don't know, alright.
1585
01:28:19,800 --> 01:28:21,040
I snorted something that was...
1586
01:28:21,120 --> 01:28:22,400
I thought it was activated
1587
01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:24,200
but it turned out it was just coke...
1588
01:28:24,280 --> 01:28:26,000
But why did you focus on your dick, though?
1589
01:28:26,080 --> 01:28:27,320
They have big nostrils
1590
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:29,164
you could have just asked me
to check your nostrils.
1591
01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:30,850
- Okay check 'em, check 'em.
- Okay, okay.
1592
01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:33,520
Yeah, they look bigger.
1593
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,240
- No, they don't.
- I think that's just cause...
1594
01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:37,160
- Yeah. You're flaring them.
- No, I'm not flaring them.
1595
01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:38,480
- You are, you are.
- No, I'm not.
1596
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:40,051
Just relax them a little bit so I can see.
1597
01:28:41,680 --> 01:28:44,600
Okay. Look, listen. They're normal size.
They look normal size.
1598
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:46,205
They look normal size.
1599
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:09,800
I need you to know...
1600
01:29:09,880 --> 01:29:12,040
I want to be clear...
1601
01:29:12,120 --> 01:29:13,800
this can't happen again.
1602
01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:15,560
I'm not going back.
1603
01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:18,120
I'm not going to be a fucking Power Caller.
1604
01:29:18,200 --> 01:29:19,930
That's a good decision.
1605
01:29:20,040 --> 01:29:21,320
But I...
1606
01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:23,280
- I still have problems with all this.
- I'm not...
1607
01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:25,360
Only something happening to you
turned you against them.
1608
01:29:25,440 --> 01:29:27,080
Okay. But I know how they view me.
1609
01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:29,240
How I look in the eyes
1610
01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:31,160
of fucking WorryFree and RegalView.
1611
01:29:31,240 --> 01:29:34,680
They just view me as another one
of their fucking creatures
1612
01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:37,525
to control and to manipulate.
And that's not me.
1613
01:29:39,720 --> 01:29:40,721
Good.
1614
01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:43,281
Good.
1615
01:29:46,560 --> 01:29:48,324
That doesn't change what I said about us.
1616
01:29:50,800 --> 01:29:52,880
And also, I kind of messed around
1617
01:29:52,960 --> 01:29:53,920
with somebody last night.
1618
01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:55,650
What? Wait...
1619
01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:58,480
what do you mean you kind of...
1620
01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:00,120
I need you to explain that one
1621
01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:01,200
cause I don't understand
1622
01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:05,126
what you mean by you kind of
messed around with somebody.
1623
01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:09,280
- I mean did you...
- Everything but.
1624
01:30:09,360 --> 01:30:10,440
Everything but.
1625
01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:11,681
You see, that's almost worse than
1626
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:13,360
anything I can imagine in my mind.
1627
01:30:13,440 --> 01:30:17,445
- Everything but. So, did you...
- Cassius, we were broken up.
1628
01:30:18,680 --> 01:30:20,680
Okay? It's over.
1629
01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:23,081
It's me and you that shouldn't have
messed around tonight.
1630
01:30:33,520 --> 01:30:35,443
You want to know who it was?
1631
01:30:37,480 --> 01:30:39,320
Do you plan on fucking
1632
01:30:39,400 --> 01:30:41,971
or "everything but" -ting
with that person again?
1633
01:30:43,280 --> 01:30:44,281
No.
1634
01:30:46,600 --> 01:30:49,171
Nah. No, I don't want to know, then.
1635
01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:53,769
No, I don't want to know.
1636
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:05,245
1637
01:31:22,200 --> 01:31:24,407
I have absolutely no idea what this is about.
1638
01:31:25,520 --> 01:31:27,800
Maybe it's saying that
capitalism dehumanizes them.
1639
01:31:27,880 --> 01:31:30,280
Maybe the artist is being literal.
1640
01:31:30,360 --> 01:31:33,240
Maybe WorryFree is
turning workers into horses.
1641
01:31:33,320 --> 01:31:35,163
And literally fucking them?
1642
01:31:39,480 --> 01:31:40,720
1643
01:31:47,640 --> 01:31:48,720
Hey, bro.
1644
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:50,120
Ain't you the dude from the clip
1645
01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:51,640
that got hit in the head with the can?
1646
01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:54,080
No. No, everybody thinks that's me, man.
1647
01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:56,208
- But that's not me.
- What's wrong with your head then?
1648
01:31:56,320 --> 01:31:57,720
Damn, everybody thinks that's...
1649
01:31:57,800 --> 01:31:59,280
That's you, that shit is funny!
1650
01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:02,364
- What the fuck, man?!
- Why you lyin'?
1651
01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:14,361
That's alright.
1652
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:16,801
Happen to the best of us.
1653
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:22,801
Walk it off.
1654
01:32:32,120 --> 01:32:33,160
This is Cassius Green
1655
01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:35,480
from "Have-A-Cola-And-A-Smile-Bitch" fame.
1656
01:32:35,560 --> 01:32:36,971
I want to be on your show tomorrow.
1657
01:32:38,520 --> 01:32:42,491
"Have a Cola and smile, Bitch"
1658
01:32:53,520 --> 01:32:56,440
"I Got the Shit Kicked Out Of Me".
1659
01:32:56,520 --> 01:32:59,400
Today, YouTube sensation
Cassius Green is here.
1660
01:32:59,480 --> 01:33:01,760
You had 500 million people
1661
01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:03,040
watch you get pegged to the noggin
1662
01:33:03,120 --> 01:33:05,440
and get utterly humiliated.
It was effin hilarious.
1663
01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:07,200
The way your hair went up like that...
1664
01:33:08,960 --> 01:33:10,760
The whole world is laughing 'til they pissed.
1665
01:33:12,240 --> 01:33:15,080
Well, I got a new clip
that I need you to play
1666
01:33:15,160 --> 01:33:16,880
and the only reason I came on the show
1667
01:33:16,960 --> 01:33:18,760
was because you agreed to show this clip
1668
01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:21,040
to your 150 million viewers.
1669
01:33:21,120 --> 01:33:23,000
Well, if you want some ass,
you have to bring some ass.
1670
01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:24,520
So, we'll get ready for an ass whipping,
1671
01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:25,920
then jump in the shit tank.
1672
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:27,320
Then we'll play your clip.
1673
01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:32,205
1674
01:33:47,440 --> 01:33:49,560
Could you play my clip now, please?
1675
01:33:49,640 --> 01:33:50,560
Okay.
1676
01:33:50,640 --> 01:33:53,880
Is it as crazy as the
cola-and-a-smile-bitch clip?
1677
01:33:53,960 --> 01:33:55,200
Not possible.
1678
01:33:56,720 --> 01:33:58,800
It's crazy, Mary.
1679
01:33:58,880 --> 01:34:01,360
- It's fucking crazy.
- Woo-hoo.
1680
01:34:01,440 --> 01:34:02,920
Let's roll the clip.
1681
01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:05,840
Help us. We're hurting!
1682
01:34:05,920 --> 01:34:08,002
We're hurting!
1683
01:34:08,120 --> 01:34:10,600
If you beautiful perversions
don't shut the fuck up,
1684
01:34:10,680 --> 01:34:13,440
I will turn you all into glue!
1685
01:34:15,520 --> 01:34:17,280
As a Power Caller for RegalView,
1686
01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:19,960
WorryFree was my premier client.
1687
01:34:20,040 --> 01:34:22,160
This is just incontrovertible proof
1688
01:34:22,240 --> 01:34:24,280
of WorryFree's evil practices.
1689
01:34:24,360 --> 01:34:27,320
They're turning humans into
grotesque horse-people.
1690
01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:29,240
And I want the world to know
1691
01:34:29,320 --> 01:34:32,280
that... that... that they're
manipulating humanity
1692
01:34:32,360 --> 01:34:33,800
for the sake of profit.
1693
01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:35,560
Now, we cannot let this go on.
1694
01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:37,720
You have to call your congressman, alright.
1695
01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:39,040
Call your local politicians
1696
01:34:39,120 --> 01:34:41,480
and let them know we will not stand for this.
1697
01:34:41,560 --> 01:34:42,920
It's been one day
1698
01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:45,200
since the viral celebrity leak to the world,
1699
01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:48,240
new scientific achievements made by WorryFree
1700
01:34:48,320 --> 01:34:50,360
and their genius CEO, Steve Lift,
1701
01:34:50,440 --> 01:34:53,240
which caused WorryFree stocks to sky rocket
1702
01:34:53,320 --> 01:34:56,120
at a rate faster than any
other company in history.
1703
01:34:56,200 --> 01:34:57,640
House and Senate leaders
1704
01:34:57,720 --> 01:34:59,370
joined Lift in ringing the bell
1705
01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:01,920
to celebrate the record stock market rally
1706
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,240
WorryFree's success has created.
1707
01:35:03,320 --> 01:35:04,321
Fuck you!
1708
01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:10,040
We are all sinners,
but in every sinner lies a winner.
1709
01:35:10,120 --> 01:35:12,280
The Lord lifted you from the whore house,
1710
01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:14,680
you from flop house, you from drop house...
1711
01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:20,160
- Stop! Stop!
- Out devil!
1712
01:35:20,240 --> 01:35:21,241
Stop!
1713
01:35:31,240 --> 01:35:33,402
No. No. We're just doing dutch.
1714
01:35:37,720 --> 01:35:39,723
- Thanks for calling, man.
- Yeah.
1715
01:35:40,880 --> 01:35:42,291
Look, I betrayed you.
1716
01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:45,650
I know it's not gonna change anything,
1717
01:35:45,760 --> 01:35:47,280
but I wanted to say I'm sorry.
1718
01:35:47,360 --> 01:35:51,570
- I acted stupid, I was...
- Man, hey, we... we good.
1719
01:35:52,680 --> 01:35:54,880
Alright, but all you got to do is just...
1720
01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:56,560
just do right from now on, man.
1721
01:35:56,640 --> 01:35:58,160
Yeah, I know and that's what...
1722
01:35:58,240 --> 01:36:00,960
I tried to change it.
I tried to stop it. But it's...
1723
01:36:01,040 --> 01:36:02,440
it's just right in front of their faces.
1724
01:36:02,520 --> 01:36:05,120
They're turning human beings
into monstrosities
1725
01:36:05,200 --> 01:36:06,440
and nobody gives a fuck.
1726
01:36:06,520 --> 01:36:08,080
Most people that saw you on that screen
1727
01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:10,520
knew calling their congressman
wasn't gonna do shit.
1728
01:36:10,600 --> 01:36:11,760
If you get shown a problem,
1729
01:36:11,840 --> 01:36:13,360
but have no idea how to control it,
1730
01:36:13,440 --> 01:36:15,680
then you just decide to get
used to the problem.
1731
01:36:15,760 --> 01:36:19,651
Yeah, and that's why our plan for tomorrow...
1732
01:36:20,760 --> 01:36:22,640
is important.
1733
01:36:22,720 --> 01:36:23,840
'Cause if we stop them
1734
01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:27,120
from crossing the picket line
this time, we win.
1735
01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:29,960
- That's a good plan.
- Yeah.
1736
01:36:30,040 --> 01:36:32,327
Tomorrow we show 'em how to give fucks.
1737
01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:38,560
Ain't that about a blip.
1738
01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:41,520
- Happy Halloween
- Look at that shit. You see that shit?
1739
01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:44,640
What the fuck is that about?
What the fuck, man?
1740
01:36:44,720 --> 01:36:46,245
That's what I'm talking about.
1741
01:36:50,840 --> 01:36:54,288
- Get back in there!
- We're hurting! Help us!
1742
01:37:01,280 --> 01:37:03,169
Security code cleared.
1743
01:37:09,960 --> 01:37:11,480
Fuck you, RegalView!
1744
01:37:11,560 --> 01:37:13,920
Fuck you, RegalView! Fuck you, RegalView!
1745
01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:16,320
None of the strikers here
at the RegalView strike
1746
01:37:16,400 --> 01:37:18,240
will tell us why they're all wearing
1747
01:37:18,320 --> 01:37:21,720
their Cola-And A-Smile-Bitch wigs.
1748
01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:23,480
Although the strikers have been
1749
01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:25,680
extremely militant over the past weeks,
1750
01:37:25,760 --> 01:37:28,680
they've not been able to stop
the Stackwater juggernaut
1751
01:37:28,760 --> 01:37:30,520
from breaking through the lines.
1752
01:37:30,600 --> 01:37:33,520
Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!
1753
01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:36,600
Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!
1754
01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:39,760
Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!
1755
01:37:39,840 --> 01:37:41,760
Elbows and assholes, people!
1756
01:37:41,840 --> 01:37:42,841
Let's go!
1757
01:37:44,280 --> 01:37:46,960
Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!...
1758
01:37:53,440 --> 01:37:56,280
Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!
1759
01:37:56,360 --> 01:37:59,080
Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!
1760
01:37:59,160 --> 01:38:00,880
Scabs won't pass!
1761
01:38:00,960 --> 01:38:03,720
Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!
1762
01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:09,920
Oh!
1763
01:38:17,840 --> 01:38:19,920
The infamous Cassius Green,
1764
01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:22,560
former Power Caller and strike line crosser,
1765
01:38:22,640 --> 01:38:24,244
has switched sides.
1766
01:38:29,160 --> 01:38:31,163
- Yeah, man!
- Yeah!
1767
01:38:45,240 --> 01:38:47,680
Looks like the calvary's arrived, folks.
1768
01:39:07,160 --> 01:39:08,560
Get the fuck back!
1769
01:39:08,640 --> 01:39:10,085
This way! This way!
1770
01:39:12,480 --> 01:39:13,440
Come on!
1771
01:39:18,960 --> 01:39:19,920
Over here! Over here!
1772
01:39:24,040 --> 01:39:25,800
This is when the magic happens.
1773
01:39:25,880 --> 01:39:27,610
Get them here quick.
1774
01:39:35,120 --> 01:39:36,451
Hey, Cassius.
1775
01:39:59,040 --> 01:40:00,565
Look out! Look out!
1776
01:40:00,680 --> 01:40:02,440
Hey! Hey!
1777
01:40:06,800 --> 01:40:08,245
Let me out!
1778
01:40:11,160 --> 01:40:12,685
Hey!
1779
01:40:32,160 --> 01:40:33,844
Hold your ground!
1780
01:40:38,280 --> 01:40:40,760
Yes! Yes!
1781
01:41:18,480 --> 01:41:19,481
Wow!
1782
01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:22,680
Thank you.
1783
01:41:22,760 --> 01:41:25,040
We. Are Honored.
1784
01:41:25,120 --> 01:41:28,040
To. Be. In. Your. Presence.
1785
01:41:28,120 --> 01:41:31,000
Dude. I'm from East Oakland.
1786
01:41:31,080 --> 01:41:32,560
Talk regular.
1787
01:41:32,640 --> 01:41:34,290
My name is DeMarius.
1788
01:41:34,400 --> 01:41:35,640
Thanks for breaking us out.
1789
01:41:35,720 --> 01:41:39,441
Oh, I'm Cassius. Cassius Green.
1790
01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:41,561
No problem.
1791
01:41:44,360 --> 01:41:46,010
WorryFree is here.
1792
01:41:46,120 --> 01:41:48,248
Hey. Same struggle.
1793
01:41:49,520 --> 01:41:50,521
Same fight.
1794
01:41:53,560 --> 01:41:55,927
Equisapiens! Let's be out!
1795
01:42:02,760 --> 01:42:05,445
Equisapiens, thank you so much!
1796
01:42:09,400 --> 01:42:10,640
Hey!
1797
01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:14,730
Mastermind.
1798
01:42:50,000 --> 01:42:51,560
Are you serious right now?
1799
01:42:51,640 --> 01:42:53,404
Serious as kicking the can.
1800
01:42:53,520 --> 01:42:54,880
Don't... don't play with me, Cash
1801
01:42:54,960 --> 01:42:56,520
cause that's some serious shit.
1802
01:42:56,600 --> 01:42:59,120
No, man. That's yours.
1803
01:42:59,200 --> 01:43:01,360
And I've got a car that'll do me just fine
1804
01:43:01,440 --> 01:43:03,283
til I get back to work at RegalView.
1805
01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:08,280
Plus, I wanted to say I'm sorry.
1806
01:43:08,360 --> 01:43:10,647
Cash, man. Look.
1807
01:43:11,640 --> 01:43:13,802
Just saying sorry is fine.
1808
01:43:16,240 --> 01:43:18,320
This is good. This is perfect.
1809
01:43:18,400 --> 01:43:19,480
This is the perfect apology.
1810
01:43:19,560 --> 01:43:22,564
I don't want disrespect you.
You know this is cool, I'm...
1811
01:43:26,000 --> 01:43:27,001
Hey!
1812
01:43:30,360 --> 01:43:31,600
So, uh...
1813
01:43:32,760 --> 01:43:33,920
now that we won that strike
1814
01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:35,760
you cool coming back to work with us
1815
01:43:35,840 --> 01:43:39,000
lowly regular telemarketers.
1816
01:43:39,080 --> 01:43:40,640
Well, if the new and glorious
1817
01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:42,880
telemarketers union will have me.
1818
01:43:42,960 --> 01:43:44,644
You got to start fighting somewhere.
1819
01:43:46,000 --> 01:43:47,760
- Huh?
- Alright, bro.
1820
01:43:47,840 --> 01:43:49,285
- Be good.
- Mm-hmm.
1821
01:43:50,440 --> 01:43:52,124
Kiss already, y'all.
1822
01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:03,486
So, what about being part
of something important, huh?
1823
01:44:04,600 --> 01:44:05,560
Oh, shit.
1824
01:44:05,640 --> 01:44:07,880
It looks like the sun is about to explode.
1825
01:44:07,960 --> 01:44:08,920
Oh, my God...
1826
01:44:09,000 --> 01:44:10,001
Come here, sugar.
1827
01:44:13,440 --> 01:44:15,443
We are a part of something important.
1828
01:44:16,520 --> 01:44:17,965
Changing the world.
1829
01:44:20,600 --> 01:44:22,170
Before the sun explodes.
1830
01:44:26,760 --> 01:44:27,960
Well...
1831
01:44:28,040 --> 01:44:30,320
I couldn't come back to the exact same thing
1832
01:44:30,400 --> 01:44:32,482
after all that, right?
1833
01:44:42,680 --> 01:44:43,920
What happened?
1834
01:44:46,880 --> 01:44:48,291
What, Cash?
1835
01:44:52,560 --> 01:44:54,369
1836
01:45:00,560 --> 01:45:01,800
1837
01:45:25,520 --> 01:45:26,567
What?
1838
01:45:27,680 --> 01:45:29,920
I'm Cassius Green calling on behalf of
1839
01:45:30,000 --> 01:45:32,240
stomp a mud hole in your ass.com.
1840
01:45:32,320 --> 01:45:34,120
Sorry to bother you but...
1841
01:45:48,360 --> 01:45:49,361
1842
01:46:04,800 --> 01:46:06,040
1843
01:46:07,240 --> 01:46:08,321
1844
01:46:09,320 --> 01:46:10,321
1845
01:46:11,320 --> 01:46:12,321
1846
01:46:13,320 --> 01:46:14,321
1847
01:46:15,320 --> 01:46:16,321
1848
01:46:17,320 --> 01:46:20,130
1849
01:46:21,280 --> 01:46:23,965
1850
01:46:24,960 --> 01:46:25,961
1851
01:46:26,960 --> 01:46:28,007
1852
01:46:29,000 --> 01:46:30,001
1853
01:46:31,000 --> 01:46:32,001
1854
01:46:33,000 --> 01:46:35,720
1855
01:46:35,800 --> 01:46:37,320
1856
01:46:37,400 --> 01:46:39,080
1857
01:46:39,160 --> 01:46:41,040
1858
01:46:41,120 --> 01:46:43,160
dispersed the check
1859
01:46:43,240 --> 01:46:45,080
1860
01:46:45,160 --> 01:46:47,040
1861
01:46:47,120 --> 01:46:48,770
1862
01:46:48,880 --> 01:46:51,040
1863
01:46:51,120 --> 01:46:52,960
1864
01:46:53,040 --> 01:46:55,080
1865
01:46:55,160 --> 01:46:56,920
1866
01:46:57,000 --> 01:46:59,040
1867
01:46:59,120 --> 01:47:01,000
1868
01:47:01,080 --> 01:47:03,040
on to the assassin
1869
01:47:03,120 --> 01:47:04,920
1870
01:47:05,000 --> 01:47:07,048
know I'm here to be clashing
1871
01:47:08,200 --> 01:47:09,201
1872
01:47:10,200 --> 01:47:11,201
1873
01:47:12,200 --> 01:47:13,201
1874
01:47:14,240 --> 01:47:15,241
1875
01:47:16,240 --> 01:47:17,241
1876
01:47:18,240 --> 01:47:20,971
1877
01:47:21,960 --> 01:47:22,961
1878
01:47:23,960 --> 01:47:26,884
1879
01:47:27,920 --> 01:47:30,844
1880
01:47:31,880 --> 01:47:34,690
1881
01:47:35,760 --> 01:47:38,680
1882
01:47:38,760 --> 01:47:40,160
1883
01:47:40,240 --> 01:47:41,680
1884
01:47:41,760 --> 01:47:43,490
1885
01:47:46,360 --> 01:47:49,440
1886
01:47:49,520 --> 01:47:51,250
1886
01:47:52,305 --> 01:47:58,701
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